Post by shaolinmaster on Mar 12, 2015 14:34:18 GMT
MORE FORTUNE COOKIES FROM THE GOOD DOCS:
DR SEUSS: “I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.”
“Why fit in when you were born to stand out?”
“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
DR FU MANCHU, talking to his servants: “Because I'm in no condition to receive bad news, I shall fine you each 1000 yen for giving me the bad news.
Servant: But you don't pay us, master.
Fu Manchu: Then I shall start paying you in order to fine you..”
of Peter Sellers
DR STRANGELOVE: “Survival kit contents check. In them you’ll find: one .45 caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days concentrated emergency raisons; one drug issue containing: antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair a nylon stockings. Shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.”
DR QUINN, Medicine Woman: “There's an old Indian legend that says man and woman were once united - four arms, four legs, two backs. And one day the Great Spirit grew angry at this creature and took his tomahawk and cut 'em apart. And ever since that day, men and women have tried to get back together again.”
DR RICHARD ‘Fugitive’ KIMBLE: “People have always been sure, Phil. Sure the world was flat, sure they could make gold out of lead, they were that if a mad dog bit them they'd die. Being sure doesn't make you right.”
DOC RIVERS, NBA L.A. Clippers Head Coach: “Shoot the freakin ball first, DiAndre, ask questions later!”
“You know I’m not a real doctor, right?”
DOCtrine of GREGG POPOVICH, NBA San Antonio Spurs Head Coach: “A coach can't change people. They are who they are. No matter what team you're talking about, a coach can be observant and try to put his team in situations both on and off the court where some of that can develop, some of the camaraderie sorts of things. But you can't change people."
SHAQ O’NEILLE, Ph.D, future Basketball Hall of Famer: “Yes, it’s true that I wrote my thesis on ‘What Is A Round Ball ?’. The Professor and the Thesis Committee accepted it, together with other goodies that I attached to the thesis, wink wink………… Best money I’ve spent….... My Ph.D sure beats Skyhawk’s PHD >>>>>>> Phantasmagoria Hawk DooDoo >>>>>>>>>> >>>> SLAM DUNK >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Do You Dig It?!
“Enjoy my Shaqtin A Fool segment. Nothing is certain but death, taxes and that more Shagtin A Fool will be coming your way because there’s no short supply of such tomfoolery.”