The local pastor went to visit a elderly women member and while there he spotted a bowl of almonds in a candy dish and ask if he could have one , she kind of reluctant said ok go ahead , after awhile he says o i am sorry i ate the whole bowl , she says don't worry as all i can do is suck off the chocolate since i had all my teeth out .
There is a person of childish mind that on his forum he treats members as children , he will delete what posts he wants to , it must be to his liking not just within the rules , this is a sign of a dictator and some members do not even know it , they are mostly up in age and obey what he says , o brother , keep your mind clear if you can , don't be pushed around as a child by these type that take the elderly as fools , some people treat him as he is a fool
A very bad convict was being put in solitary confinement for 5 years , was allow to ask for one request , he ask for 1,000 packs of cigs to smoke , ok the door was shut , 5 years later they open the door and he says ...........................anyone have a match ?
A woman has a bad accident and the car is nearly destroyed , climbs out of the car and as she puts lip stick holding her mirror the state trooper ask her what happened ? she tells him well i dozed off and then saw what was like a moving tree , i turned to the right and other tree and then i turned to the left and other tree an the trooper says Lady ......................that was your rear view mirror air freshener
Some states are allowing transgenders in the boy and girl clubs on their gender indicated on a application , ?? yikes , is this right ? , a 8 year old born a jolly girl is joining the boys club because she/he says she feels like a boy , ..... Yesterday Judge Judy on her TV show said this Country ( usa ) is going down the toilet because so many millions say they can't work so the tax payers ( DC ) give them the money to live watching TV and drinking beer and smoking cigs , no kidding can't trump that life .
I see John has locked a thread , I didn't know he had the power since he is not the owner but just a care taker , I guess she gave him this power , funny as there are about 8 active members here to talk about anything , John does have a blog but not sure how busy it is , he looks a lot older now then his picture here , father time catching up with him , he is a mild type of person and Jackie M Evancho is a very large % of this forum , it would die without her and the London bridge would fall down .
Jefan said members were squabbling here about the inauguration and got out of hand here so John locked it , odd I only saw a couple posting on that thread , perhaps John got a little excited and acted too fast to show his jolly power , odd you would not believe that if looking at him
Cat man do do and mbusby1 , a couple winners are still talking political stuff on robins' forum and he and Admin do not know how to stop them , haha they banned me fast enough and not breaking any rules , they are as children over there , the Admin dept , I mean Rick is their leader , o brother , robin posts a comment that Mr Foster changed mind or his girl friend said no to him being with Jackie in DC , wow who wears the pants there between them
love the way artists take the Red Carpet and say "" see my front lowest cut dress , see this curvy side , see my other curvy side , see my shapely butt , see my legs , "" this is how they sell horses or cows
A elderly woman , she was telling about the gifts from 3 sons , one built her a very big house that she lives in one room but needs to clean the big house so not happy with that , her other son gave her a new Mercedes which she does not drive with her health , not happy with that , her 3rd son gave her a remarkable parrot that could recite the entire bible , took years to teach , she would just need to name the chapter and verse , she liked this gift very much as she stated that chicken was very good tasting .
Saint Valentine ( Feb 14th ) , it is said that he healed the sick daughter of his jailer and before he was beheaded he sent her a letter singed "" Your Valentine <3 "", billions of cards are sent out for that day not counting the children at schools exchanging them . i remember it well , a box was sent up in class and you dropped the cute and humorous cards into the box to be passed to that special pretty blond you tried to sit behind each day , her name was Mary Ann Rosemeyer , Bless Her With Health & Wealth of Love , something about Mary Ann that i did fancy , where have all the school mates and lassies gone that are in the old year book in the attic as tiny dust minutes dance to cover memories , do you remember them .
Lady Ga-Ga >> she is performing at the Super_Bowl , yikes , what will she come out in , will it be very sexy and daring as for all the guys watching all boozed up with ( O ^ O ) , she is there for SEX , it's elementary , will she say anything against our new chief in the WH , i say she will come out as a sweet butterfly of sweetness , i hope she don't put the foot-ball in her mouth
The guy up the street ( Rick ) put a sign in yard ( Dog For Sale $10.00 ) , so a man stopped to ask if he can see the dog , Rick says duh yea he in back yard so the man goes to see the black mutt and ask as if talking to himself out loud ""ok dog what is your story ?"" , the dog tells him "" i was in the CIA on many dangerous missions and then became a spy for the FBI with great stories , i had many puppies and now retired "" , wow the man asked Rick why are you selling this treasure of a dog for $10.00 , dummy Rick says "" well he lies too much , he never did all that ""
People of the usa better have awakening ( BONG ) to these people not allowing freedom of speech on all places a higher education school that pride in self in freedom of speech many years ago , the loonies are taking over the country and the fall of the usa is fasting then most think , it will fall within it self as a 3rd world , watch it as the next 4 years will tell the tale of the usa , yikes better jump a ship to jolly London Town where people like Voltaire , Elgar Allen Poe ,Vincent van Gogh , Sherlock Holmes and many more lived there at one time , even the Beatles played there high , be careful as there be Pirates in dem bloody waters , BTW , Big Ben is the Bell that rings very hour in the key of E ( BONG ) on the clock , its name comes from either Ben Banneker or Sir Ben Hall , << ask John as this bloke knows everything first time it rang was July 11 1859 . Why so many ghosts ? there are 1,000 bodies buried underneath a old rail Station , a plague pit built in 1665 BOO MATES & LASSIES