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Post by Beachguy on Feb 4, 2015 14:43:04 GMT
I believe I could write a book on People . take yesterday , I go for a check up at Doctors an while wanting my turn a large man comes to check out to pay an receive meds order , the assistant says $90 dollars please !! he says"" " O " I did not bring my wallet ""  ( love it )!! she says " O " well you go get it an I''ll hold your meds order , he left !!  , I check out an she asked is next appointment in April ok , I say " O " ok but not the 1st ( fools day ) we both laugh so she writes down my next date but stops an laughs again an I as a ham say " O " I am witty an we laugh , I get home an go to calendar to mark visit date an it's says .............................................. 9:45 am April 1st . " O " no she got me !! BTW all my people are true I swear to my God , your God an All Gods as were my stories on other forum ,
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Post by Beachguy on Feb 4, 2015 19:55:16 GMT
Today!! getting out of my car a woman I have seen many times in neighbor passing me says , do you live there ? I say yes an she says O I thought you lived over there , I say I thought you live over there , she says no I live in ( other town ) I just work here at a couple homes as a caregiver . I say O you work a lot , she says yes I work here an 3 other places an Walmart 3 full nights in another town , I say you are a very busy lady , she says yes but I don't act my age , I say O , she says yea I work thirteen hundred ( 113 ) hours a Week , !!! O O I say , an she says ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ""i'm 76 ,"" part 2 , I walk to meet Bob a former monk or brother with a cane in pain taking slow steps as a worm could move faster or he has going to hell , I say I have the same problem in knee Mr Art , I say why not replacements , he says I don't want to , no time or the effort required for that , I say Really ? I don't understand that reasoning as common sense would try to make your life better , ( he didn't like that  ) you would rather live like this ? yes you don't know me as I might have to pay some co-payment ?? he does nothing but sit , read , TV , I said lots of luck , me i'm getting the best motorized hot rod chair if need be , bill me !!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> if you can catch me .................................  |
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Post by Beachguy on Feb 10, 2015 20:21:16 GMT
History made this day !! went to Walmart saw a man working at the tax booth , not busy , I saw these great big arms an said Wow , dem big arms , he smiles , we talked , he was from Penna , 58 years old , I ask how many inches the arms , he says o I don't even know , I said my son would love to talk to you , do you use any drugs to help , he said no , just heavy lifting , we talked , nice guy !!  I go out to parking lot an see this biker type guy , tough looking , unfriendly looking , I said to myself heck i'm not scared , I worked biker weeks down her as security so I can talk biker , I ask him bout his bike , we talk sports in light rain , , him with this deep rough tone so I lower my tone as say yea pal u rite in dat , he was from DC an not liking where the country is headed , might go to Costa Rica , I said yea mans , good idea , later dude  Go into Home depot an young girl bout 25 says to me did you bring this weather ? I in my new jerry accent say u talkin to me ? she say yes , I ask where is your accent from , she says new York , I ask you work here ? she says no what you need , I say a 3/8th inch nut , she says row 13 , I say cool girl , we slap hands as a OK . I met 3 people I liked , history made on _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Day  |
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Post by Beachguy on Feb 13, 2015 21:23:47 GMT
I goes to Knee Doc , first a cute lassie bout 30 years old opens door , friendly gal says I am here to take you to x ray , I say fancy that idea , she says lovely mate , she takes me to room an says this lady will care for you ,I ask what accent is yours ? she says I am from London !!!!, I jump so high I hurt my knee  Blimy dag-nap-it X#!#X , the other lady comes in room an I say WAIT WAIT can't she jolly help me ? , didn't work  A young girl pulls up my trouser to measure knee for brace , she says O nice gam , I say , O Cut that out !!, it was once , she says I will call you , I say what is your name , she says Brooklyn !! I say Cool , Brooklyn in Carolina in the morning !! I finally get the Orthopedic in the room , x-ray hanging on wall , he looks , he says yes Mr Art , he says lets make you better so he starts to get needle ready  , I try for questions , bah bah , he shoots , he scores , I ask brace ? he says yes I 'll get you one , he never shows me anything on x-ray , he never tells me what or not to do , no meds , how long will shot work , don't know , check back if still hurting ?? I will hope he sends me a report and findings . The future in Good Doctors is scary , just wait !! if you can |
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Post by Beachguy on Feb 17, 2015 19:18:08 GMT
Young girl named Haylee Black down here Is Miss (Her High School ) , member of the Honor Society , member of Mu Alpha Theta math honor society , president of school Health Occupation Students of America , she has been involved in archery competition for 6 years helping her team to a 2nd place in NASP Nationals , she says it teaches patience
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Post by shaolinmaster on Feb 23, 2015 4:08:22 GMT
Local Weather Forecast: Sunday Rainy Sunday, Southern Cal gonna have a rare wet day!
As I pulled my car out of the garage to leave it on the driveway, under the overcast sky to wait for the much welcome rain, I noticed that the usually empty driveways in the neighborhood were filled with parked cars. Welcome to the "redneck carwash" in this redneck part of town! REDNECK GREAT INVENTIONS www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBy5Hb3PWdQ
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Post by Beachguy on Feb 23, 2015 14:06:09 GMT
Local Weather Forecast: Sunday Rainy Sunday, Southern Cal gonna have a rare wet day!
As I pulled my car out of the garage to leave it on the driveway, under the overcast sky to wait for the much welcome rain, I noticed that the usually empty driveways in the neighborhood were filled with parked cars. Welcome to the "redneck carwash" in this redneck part of town! REDNECK GREAT INVENTIONS www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBy5Hb3PWdQ HOW in the world did you get my picture in my pool ?? that's me HOLY SMOKE MY FIRST MONTH DOWN HERE YOU"LL , the first picture is what they call here is trailer trash , it rains in California ? "" under the overcast sky " what , you reading me ? |
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Post by shaolinmaster on Feb 24, 2015 0:30:15 GMT
Local Weather Forecast: Sunday Rainy Sunday, Southern Cal gonna have a rare wet day!
As I pulled my car out of the garage to leave it on the driveway, under the overcast sky to wait for the much welcome rain, I noticed that the usually empty driveways in the neighborhood were filled with parked cars. Welcome to the "redneck carwash" in this redneck part of town! REDNECK GREAT INVENTIONS www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBy5Hb3PWdQ HOW in the world did you get my picture in my pool ?? that's me HOLY SMOKE MY FIRST MONTH DOWN HERE YOU"LL , the first picture is what they call here is trailer trash , it rains in California ? "" under the overcast sky " what , you reading me ? You had your eyes closed  while enjoying your private pool, blissfully unaware of the drone  eye in the sky, sent out by the "Redneck Neighborhood Watch" team members. And trust me they are the Neighborhood Watch, figuratively and literally, in every sense of the word! Mr Skyhawk, I dont blame ya for labelling peeps since being new in town. But here the PC dictionary says we should only call 'em Rednecks, not by the demeaning name that ya jest used. Jest sayin...... This is not the 1st time that I've been accused of plagerism, fairly or unfairly. And won't be the last time either, bcos I will keep on plagerizing, so there  !! |
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Post by Beachguy on Feb 27, 2015 17:38:28 GMT
There is a void in space !! no longer speaks logic in places no one darn to go . RIP , spilt-fingers V 
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Post by shaolinmaster on Feb 28, 2015 14:10:31 GMT
There is a void in space !! no longer speaks logic in places no one darn to go . RIP , spilt-fingers V Yes, RIP, pointy ears and Prince Valiant hairdo (hint: Robert Wagner movie) .
But I thought when U were in stardust form. U had ventured to every corner of the cosmos?? No? Was that a hype? |
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Post by Beachguy on Feb 28, 2015 16:06:19 GMT
There is a void in space !! no longer speaks logic in places no one darn to go . RIP , spilt-fingers V Yes, RIP, pointy ears and Prince Valiant hairdo (hint: Robert Wagner movie) .
But I thought when U were in stardust form. U had ventured to every corner of the cosmos?? No? Was that a hype? O trust me , I have been to where no man goes an returns , far out , way out , you can't tell ? , think am of here ? , you josh of carbon master of star-dust , I am from a X file , a twilight Zone , a time machine , a mission impossible , I fly as Skyhawk to the limits of sanity of man passed the black hole that will doom mankind in warp speed . |
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Post by shaolinmaster on Mar 1, 2015 0:49:59 GMT
Yes, RIP, pointy ears and Prince Valiant hairdo (hint: Robert Wagner movie) .
But I thought when U were in stardust form. U had ventured to every corner of the cosmos?? No? Was that a hy pe? O trust me , I have been to where no man goes an returns , far out , way out , you can't tell ? , think am of here ? , you josh of carbon master of star-dust , I am from a X file , a twilight Zone , a time machine , a mission impossible , I fly as Skyhawk to the limits of sanity of man passed the black hole that will doom mankind in warp speed . Jayhawk flew past the limits of sanity of man, right over the cuckoo's nest!
The name Jayhawk combines two birds - the blue jay, a noisy, quarrelsome thing  known to rob nests, and the sparrow hawk, a stealthy hunter. The message here: Do not turn your back on this strange bird. But alas, many have found, myself included, much to their detriment, that it's already too late   !
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Post by Beachguy on Mar 1, 2015 13:34:56 GMT
O trust me , I have been to where no man goes an returns , far out , way out , you can't tell ? , think am of here ? , you josh of carbon master of star-dust , I am from a X file , a twilight Zone , a time machine , a mission impossible , I fly as Skyhawk to the limits of sanity of man passed the black hole that will doom mankind in warp speed . Jayhawk flew past the limits of sanity of man, right over the cuckoo's nest!
The name Jayhawk combines two birds - the blue jay, a noisy, quarrelsome thing known to rob nests, and the sparrow hawk, a stealthy hunter. The message here: Do not turn your back on this strange bird. But alas, many have found, myself included, much to their detriment, that it's already too late !
never a truer word but one ""back "" even if straight on , I am more a ""Jack'' type think think |
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Post by shaolinmaster on Mar 2, 2015 1:26:20 GMT
Jayhawk flew past the limits of sanity of man, right over the cuckoo's nest!
The name Jayhawk combines two birds - the blue jay, a noisy, quarrelsome thing known to rob nests, and the sparrow hawk, a stealthy hunter. The message here: Do not turn your back on this strange bird. But alas, many have found, myself included, much to their detriment, that it's already too late !
never a truer word but one ""back "" even if straight on , I am more a ""Jack'' type think think U mean like "Jack" Nicholson in The Shining, where writer's block drove him over the edge  ? Sure glad U R still writing, not blocked yet, or everybody better CLEAR OUT!!!!!
Now I can appreciate why the kooks did what they did. It's a preemtive strike, man. They'd blocked U first, before U write yourself into a writer's block ...... Heeeeere's Hawkie ...... and then they will all have to look behind their backs!
Actually I'd like to think U R a "Jack"ie fan and a purveyor of humor and beautiful music, and that's why U R here  !
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Post by shaolinmaster on Mar 2, 2015 3:58:02 GMT
There is a void in space !! no longer speaks logic in places no one darn to go . RIP , spilt-fingers V Beam yourself up there to fill the void, Hawkie. They're waitin  . |
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( love it )!! she says " O " well you go get it an I''ll hold your meds order , he left !! 
, I check out an she asked is next appointment in April ok , I say " O " ok but not the 1st ( fools day ) we both laugh so she writes down my next date but stops an laughs again an I as a ham say " O " I am witty an we laugh , I get home an go to calendar to mark visit date an it's says .............................................. 9:45 am April 1st . 
) you would rather live like this ? yes you don't know me as I might have to pay some co-payment ?? he does nothing but sit , read , TV , I said lots of luck , me i'm getting the best motorized hot rod chair if need be , bill me !!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> if you can catch me ................................. 
Blimy dag-nap-it X#!#X , the other lady comes in room an I say WAIT WAIT can't she jolly help me ? 
, I try for questions , bah bah , he shoots , he scores , I ask brace ? he says yes I 'll get you one , he never shows me anything on x-ray , he never tells me what or not to do , no meds , how long will shot work , don't know , check back if still hurting ?? I will hope he sends me a report and findings . The future in Good Doctors is scary , just wait !! if you can 
while enjoying your private pool, blissfully unaware of the drone 
eye in the sky, sent out by the "Redneck Neighborhood Watch" team members. And trust me they are the Neighborhood Watch, figuratively and literally, in every sense of the word! 
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known to rob nests, and the sparrow hawk, a stealthy 
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? Sure glad U R still writing, not blocked yet, or everybody better CLEAR OUT!!!!!
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