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Post by shaolinmaster on Mar 12, 2015 14:34:18 GMT
MORE FORTUNE COOKIES FROM THE GOOD DOCS:
DR SEUSS: “I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.” “Why fit in when you were born to stand out?” “You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
DR FU MANCHU, talking to his servants: “Because I'm in no condition to receive bad news, I shall fine you each 1000 yen for giving me the bad news. Servant: But you don't pay us, master. Fu Manchu: Then I shall start paying you in order to fine you..”
The Many Faces
of Peter Sellers
DR STRANGELOVE: “Survival kit contents check. In them you’ll find: one .45 caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days concentrated emergency raisons; one drug issue containing: antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair a nylon stockings. Shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.”
Peter Sellers
DR QUINN, Medicine Woman: “There's an old Indian legend that says man and woman were once united - four arms, four legs, two backs. And one day the Great Spirit grew angry at this creature and took his tomahawk and cut 'em apart. And ever since that day, men and women have tried to get back together again.”
Jane Seymour
DR RICHARD ‘Fugitive’ KIMBLE: “People have always been sure, Phil. Sure the world was flat, sure they could make gold out of lead, they were that if a mad dog bit them they'd die. Being sure doesn't make you right.”
DOC RIVERS, NBA L.A. Clippers Head Coach: “Shoot the freakin ball first, DiAndre, ask questions later!” “You know I’m not a real doctor, right?”
DOCtrine of GREGG POPOVICH, NBA San Antonio Spurs Head Coach: “A coach can't change people. They are who they are. No matter what team you're talking about, a coach can be observant and try to put his team in situations both on and off the court where some of that can develop, some of the camaraderie sorts of things. But you can't change people."
SHAQ O’NEILLE, Ph.D, future Basketball Hall of Famer: “Yes, it’s true that I wrote my thesis on ‘What Is A Round Ball ?’. The Professor and the Thesis Committee accepted it, together with other goodies that I attached to the thesis, wink wink………… Best money I’ve spent….... My Ph.D sure beats Skyhawk’s PHD >>>>>>> Phantasmagoria Hawk DooDoo >>>>>>>>>> >>>> SLAM DUNK >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Do You Dig It?!
“Enjoy my Shaqtin A Fool segment. Nothing is certain but death, taxes and that more Shagtin A Fool will be coming your way because there’s no short supply of such tomfoolery.” allball.blogs.nba.com/2015/03/06/shaqtin-a-fool-volume-4-episode-18/?ls=iref:nbahppt
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Post by Beachguy on Mar 14, 2015 14:34:08 GMT
WOW , lots of effort put forward on this post tom , but now my dreams are much better then reality was as they seen real BTW if you read my posts an topics I am trying to do what the Doctor Ordered if open minded to allow fun zones to enter as in time machine or mission impossible if you know what I mean gene if not catch a bus gus or take a hike mike , later matey as it's spot of jolly tea time , BONG BONG !! on foggy baker St
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Post by shaolinmaster on Mar 17, 2015 11:32:12 GMT
PLEASE DON'T CALL IT ST. PATTY'S DAY
In a fogra (notice, in Gaelic) posted to its Facebook page, the Dublin Airport addressed what is apparently a pet peeve: the improper use of St. Patty’s Day in the United States and Canada.
“Please share this simple message with your friends and relations in the United States and Canada,” the fogra reads. “Using the power of your network, hopefully we can banish the scourge of St Patty once and for all.”
So what’s the problem with St. Patty’s Day?
"Patty is a nickname for Patricia, a woman’s name, according to the website paddynotpatty.com. St. Patrick was, of course, a man.
Paddy is appropriate because it comes from Padraig, a variant of the name Patrick.
But if you really want to impress an Irishman, you need only say: Lá Fhéile Pádraig Sona Daoibh (Happy St. Patrick’s Day!)."
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Post by shaolinmaster on Mar 17, 2015 11:47:59 GMT
Irish for a Day............ Tolerant for a Lifetime! Eat, Drink & be Merry........ but please assign a designated driver in advance. Y'all have a Happy and Safe St Paddy's Day!
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Post by Beachguy on Mar 18, 2015 0:56:00 GMT
Words of Wisdom is 5 months old today , jolly good with a average of 6 + views a day , I would think that is rather satisfying indeed , I hope it's a place for any members words after all it's all good , all fun an without that why smile :Dan they say ( W OF W ) smiles helps your health an without health you really have nothing
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Post by shaolinmaster on Mar 26, 2015 14:04:09 GMT
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Post by Beachguy on Mar 26, 2015 14:37:15 GMT
Trust no one , cool news , I wish I could write a story for them , but , always a butt , as a wise lady told me if you leave a friend for long time , " it's never the same again " but we can hope the stories are out of this world , out of sight , I mean >>>>>>>>>>>>FAR OUT ............................................. ...can you hear me now ?
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Post by Beachguy on Mar 30, 2015 18:48:03 GMT
Care for your car !! A Allen Swift received a 1928 Rolls Royce Piccadilly P1 Roaster in 1928 , he drove it till his death at 102 , 1,070,000 miles on it , stills runs like a swiss watch , he drove it 82 years ! British Engineering at it's best .!!
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Post by Beachguy on Apr 6, 2015 15:31:28 GMT
I know two people born on April 1st , my wife is one an I will say no more
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Post by Beachguy on Apr 7, 2015 19:19:55 GMT
There is more then Spring Fever in the air , check your pollen count as it can cause you to be sick in fact if affects your middle ear , like sea sickness , up an down up an downnnnn
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Post by Beachguy on Apr 14, 2015 20:17:59 GMT
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Post by shaolinmaster on Apr 19, 2015 11:42:42 GMT
WOW , lots of effort put forward on this post tom , but now my dreams are much better then reality was as they seen real BTW if you read my posts an topics I am trying to do what the Doctor Ordered if open minded to allow fun zones to enter as in time machine or mission impossible if you know what I mean gene if not catch a bus gus or take a hike mike , later matey as it's spot of jolly tea time , BONG BONG !! on foggy baker St Food for Thought How do you know what is dream and what is reality?
This guy leading an unhappy life dreamed that he was a fish happily swimming around. After he woke up, he started to wonder if it wasn't the happy fish dreaming that it was a guy leading an unhappy life??
So Skyhawk, R U the betta fish dreaming to be you, or R U dreaming to be the betta fish? Is it possible that in your house, there is only either a betta fish or a Skyhawk? The two don't actually exist at the same time!!!!!!
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Post by Beachguy on Apr 19, 2015 19:02:36 GMT
WOW , lots of effort put forward on this post tom , but now my dreams are much better then reality was as they seen real BTW if you read my posts an topics I am trying to do what the Doctor Ordered if open minded to allow fun zones to enter as in time machine or mission impossible if you know what I mean gene if not catch a bus gus or take a hike mike , later matey as it's spot of jolly tea time , BONG BONG !! on foggy baker St Food for Thought How do you know what is dream and what is reality?
This guy leading an unhappy life dreamed that he was a fish happily swimming around. After he woke up, he started to wonder if it wasn't the happy fish dreaming that it was a guy leading an unhappy life??
So Skyhawk, R U the betta fish dreaming to be you, or R U dreaming to be the betta fish? Is it possible that in your house, there is only either a betta fish or a Skyhawk? The two don't actually exist at the same time!!!!!!
tell that to them at dinner time but i am like a betta fish as a loner an big bite indeed at times of course , who dreams of Awakening reaches Gold , a dreamer of course , hehe LA S-Master gets bitten again
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Post by shaolinmaster on Apr 20, 2015 14:51:52 GMT
Food for Thought How do you know what is dream and what is reality?
This guy leading an unhappy life dreamed that he was a fish happily swimming aroun d. After he woke up, he started to wonder if it wasn't the happy fish dreaming that it was a guy leading an unhappy life??
So Skyhawk, R U the betta fish dreaming to be you, or R U dreaming to be the betta fish? Is it possible that in your house, there is only either a betta fish or a Skyhawk? The two don't actually exist at the same time!!!!!!
tell that to them at dinner time but i am like a betta fish as a loner an big bite indeed at times of course , who dreams of Awakening reaches Gold , a dreamer of course , hehe LA S-Master gets bitten again Talk to me about Awakening gold only when you have heard the Fat Lady sing, not before. I don't see no ghosts. I certainly have not heard the Fat Lady sing yet!
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Post by Beachguy on Apr 20, 2015 14:56:28 GMT
tell that to them at dinner time but i am like a betta fish as a loner an big bite indeed at times of course , who dreams of Awakening reaches Gold , a dreamer of course , hehe LA S-Master gets bitten again Talk to me about Awakening gold only when you have heard the Fat Lady sing, not before. I don't see no ghosts. I certainly have not heard the Fat Lady sing yet! then your ears are full of California dust as the fat lady was run over by a raindeer an sings no moe
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